If you go to Google on my computer currently and type in “signs” the search field will automatically add in “of labor” as the most logical search.  It knows me too well.  

By the 3rd time you would think I would know better than to even bother asking the all knowing internet what my fate might be.  I have seen so many message board posts and yahoo questions discussions about what this or that may mean, as far as the impending labor is concerned.  The fact is, its all worthless.  I read to make myself feel better.  Looking for the mom who posts about how she felt *exactly* the way that I am feeling right now and hours later her labor started.  

I am over analyzing every pull and tug that I feel from my rib cage to my you-know-what.  Or wait, maybe this headache behind my eye is a sign that the end is near? It could be, right? 

How about the endless advice about the many things that *might* have worked to put someone else into labor.  After having tried EVERYTHING at least twice now, I should know better.  But I don’t.  Anyone have any ideas for me?